Pistons Game part 3.: EVICTION NOTICE

I had agreed if "Cap'n Pants-so-tight-I-must-do-my-job" (the guy whos job was to check tickets and keeps honest seats for honest folk..I guess) came along to kick me out my seat, that I'd shank him! thats right STAB! and leave him there to bleed on the steps of section 212; I even mapped it out! I knew what would happen [people would look at him with disgust and walk over him saying... "such a shame" ... THEN] ...BAM!!!! he comes all up in my personal space I can feel the heat of his eyes (actually his breath) as he held the tickets of section 212 seats 2 and 3 (they were a couple;the woman was gorgeous but such a stickler...ughhk!) so he abrasively studders his line, "LET me see your ticket." (well we(Brian and I) agreed that We'd claim we couldnt find our tickets if quenstioned) well "McPants with a big shirt" gets closer in my face asking where's my ticket. "I dont know I think I dropped it" I motion and exclaim dumbfounded (well the logic here is i got in so i must have one he wont call security b/c clearly i paid...) so he asks us to get up (brian and I) and interrogates more.

In the meantime Sunnie and Reedis are sitting there watching this like "I dont know them fools!!!"... Apparrently Reedis called it before I got caught that I would get caught... and then They dipped on us... Sunnie looked at Reedis and in code spoke the words "Aye yo man I think its time for a refill"...Reedis unaware of the "its time to go code" sat there and questioned Sunnie's thirst (as if he didnt get a XL drink like 10 minutes ago) then Sunnie takes matters into his own hands...and they DIP!!!!!!

Brian and I are being interrogated until I just pull out my ticket and have "Inspector Lamenut" point to my seat with "i've been talking all day; and came to work with stale breath to shoo you away faster" breath...and we dip too...not to our seat but to another location.. so beings the walk...